马来西亚华人的中文～
以下是最近收到的电邮，不知大家有没有收到。好好笑，有些是我常说的。
马来西亚华人 乃是晚清时广东省和闽南移民华侨的后代。当地华人对华教的坚持、文化的传承是不留余力的。我们堪称是海外华人中中文水准颇高的华人，看我们的普通话.............
中国人：今晚 你有空吗？我没空！
马来西亚华人：今晚你得不得空？我不得空！
中国人：饼干 受潮了…。
马来西亚华人：饼干'漏风'了…。
中国人：从上 海去苏州要多少个小时？
马来西亚华人：从上海去苏州要几粒钟？
中国人：难道 他不可以来吗？
马来西亚华人：你不给他不来啊？
中国人：周杰 伦不喜欢穿内裤。
马来西亚华人：周杰伦不喜欢穿底裤。
中国人：我一 向都是这样的
马来西亚人： 我一路来都是这样的啦
中国人：我的 手机掉进沟渠了。
马来西亚华人：我的手机掉进龙沟了。
中国人：这样 你不是很不值得吗？
马来西亚人：这样你'马'很不 '歹'？
中国人：你真 是聪明！
马来西亚华 人：你真是pan nai！(源自马来语pandai，聪明的意思)
中国人：你安 静！
马来西亚华人：你diam diam！(源自马来语diam，安静的意思)
中国人：我要 去银行取款。
马来西亚华人：我要去银行'按钱'。
中国人：为什 么？
马来西亚华人：做么？
中国人：你很 强~
马来西亚华人：你很够力~
中国人：明天 也叫他一起去吧！
马来西亚华人：明天叫'埋'他一起去！
中国人：我很 郁闷~~~
马来西亚华人：我很'显'（sien）啊~~~~（'显'比郁闷的境界更高）
中国人：你再 说我就打你！
马来西亚华 人：你再说我就hood你！（有点粗俗的）
中国人：你在 说什么？
马来西亚华人：你在说sommok？
中国人：你不 要令我丢脸~
马来西亚华人：你不要'下水'我~
中国人：真被 你气到…。
马来西亚华 人：被你炸到…。
中国人：你别 乱来~
马来西亚华人：你表乱乱来~
中国人：你很 无聊
马来西亚华人：你很废
中国人：XX你
马来西亚华人：Kanasai（意思是像大便一样，骂人的话）
中国人：迫切
马来西亚华 人：bek chek
中国人：我们 一起吃这碗面~
马来西亚华 人：我们'公司'吃这碗面~（源自马来语的kongsi，就是一起分享的意思）
中国人：我们 结婚吧！
马来西亚华人：我们结'分'吧！（'婚'字受粤语影响，所以音不标准）
中国人：今天 的天气很热~
马来西亚华人：今天的天气热到。。。。。。。。。。。。。。~~~~~~~（'到'字要拉长，然后没有下文了）
中国人：哇!
马来西亚华人：哇捞weh!!!!
中国人：我受 不了他！
马来西亚华人：我behtahan他！
i see many people keep posting the same email same post same bulletin, so i pun behtahan must post this in.
btw...lately everyday weather 热到。。。。。。。。。。。。。。~~~~~~~ sibeh bek chek!
KANASAI!!
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Saturday, June 28, 2008
feeling outdate in melaka
It's been awhile since I participated myself again in this blogosphere..I know some of my friends once viewed the front page terus alt F4.
Anyway..This is the 2nd time I came back to visit home. Next week probably gonna come back again cause my friend's birthday coming soon. To my horror something tragic happened last week. I came back cause there're still many things unsettled and many things to pack up (including driving waja up cyber lol).
Just when I thought each time i stepped onto the front door of my house I would at least feel safe and comfortable knowing that there's no place like home, right?
lying on the sofa, thinking back moments before falling asleep (yes that's my leg)
I was wrong.
My mom told me our house got robbed....
ROBBED!! MY HOUSE GOT FREAKIN ROBBED BY SOME RETARDED LOW LIFE A******S!!
....
They weren't here for belongings, otherwise I can't even online now.
home pc, still here =D
They were here for cash. We lost at least RM1500, majority came from my mom's marketing money (includes bills, tuition fees, petrol fees, household fees, fees, and more fees) and previously wrapped angpaos' all taken away. Ironic thing is they break a small hole through the window pagar which only a small boy can go through, you can clearly tell how the story's like.
I felt so...........speechless, can't help a thing about it, angry at the same time, for the first time my taman got robbery..Right now I'm kinda losing the mood to continue.
Anyway...that's the past. I came back this evening and found out alot and I mean ALOT has changed for the past 1 week.
Dad bought some things, called the foreman for the alarm system, added more er....steel bars by the window (like a cage, it's never safe anymore), and some furnitures moving around. The whole place is a total mess!!
my previous study table has become dining table + cupboard table + rojaks = capulung table @_@
dad bought a LARGE water filter for house usage, which was originally used by factories o.0
see? filter
the window that the thief broke into, just take out dua keping, either a small boy, or an EXTREMELY small guy can go through
Now installed with modern vibration alarm sensors! And of course, sticky duck tapes to paste back ~_~
steel bars from store room moved to kitchen for logical reasons, haven add electrical fence yet ok!!
newcage bars, same reason above
alarm system installed!! damn noisy wei each time people passes by will make an annoying beep sound
gadgets and equipments, causing lots of holes and dust inside, including my bedroom ~.~
dirts.....messy messy
wtf? wood chunks????
With the new alarm system it's kinda hard going out late often as usual. let's say I come back around 3-4am then all of sudden the alarm system ring making a big fuss around =_=|||
Wonder if there's anything new gonna happen next week? Who knows, new swimming pool xD
Well....as long as it's safe, heck I rather stay on guard every late night if I must!! Too bad I'm going cyber =X
Speaking of cyber...how am I doing? Well..there isn't any photos around to describe how things going, but I'll post a few once I got internet in there.
small preview lol
my "nearly" everyday meal at cyber.. T_T (it does makes you kinda hungry now eh?)
Anyway..This is the 2nd time I came back to visit home. Next week probably gonna come back again cause my friend's birthday coming soon. To my horror something tragic happened last week. I came back cause there're still many things unsettled and many things to pack up (including driving waja up cyber lol).
Just when I thought each time i stepped onto the front door of my house I would at least feel safe and comfortable knowing that there's no place like home, right?
lying on the sofa, thinking back moments before falling asleep (yes that's my leg)
I was wrong.
My mom told me our house got robbed....
ROBBED!! MY HOUSE GOT FREAKIN ROBBED BY SOME RETARDED LOW LIFE A******S!!
....
They weren't here for belongings, otherwise I can't even online now.
home pc, still here =D
They were here for cash. We lost at least RM1500, majority came from my mom's marketing money (includes bills, tuition fees, petrol fees, household fees, fees, and more fees) and previously wrapped angpaos' all taken away. Ironic thing is they break a small hole through the window pagar which only a small boy can go through, you can clearly tell how the story's like.
I felt so...........speechless, can't help a thing about it, angry at the same time, for the first time my taman got robbery..Right now I'm kinda losing the mood to continue.
Anyway...that's the past. I came back this evening and found out alot and I mean ALOT has changed for the past 1 week.
Dad bought some things, called the foreman for the alarm system, added more er....steel bars by the window (like a cage, it's never safe anymore), and some furnitures moving around. The whole place is a total mess!!
my previous study table has become dining table + cupboard table + rojaks = capulung table @_@
dad bought a LARGE water filter for house usage, which was originally used by factories o.0
see? filter
the window that the thief broke into, just take out dua keping, either a small boy, or an EXTREMELY small guy can go through
Now installed with modern vibration alarm sensors! And of course, sticky duck tapes to paste back ~_~
steel bars from store room moved to kitchen for logical reasons, haven add electrical fence yet ok!!
new
alarm system installed!! damn noisy wei each time people passes by will make an annoying beep sound
gadgets and equipments, causing lots of holes and dust inside, including my bedroom ~.~
dirts.....messy messy
wtf? wood chunks????
With the new alarm system it's kinda hard going out late often as usual. let's say I come back around 3-4am then all of sudden the alarm system ring making a big fuss around =_=|||
Wonder if there's anything new gonna happen next week? Who knows, new swimming pool xD
Well....as long as it's safe, heck I rather stay on guard every late night if I must!! Too bad I'm going cyber =X
Speaking of cyber...how am I doing? Well..there isn't any photos around to describe how things going, but I'll post a few once I got internet in there.
small preview lol
my "nearly" everyday meal at cyber.. T_T (it does makes you kinda hungry now eh?)
Monday, June 23, 2008
Edwin is N/A
Edwin at cyber speaking!! currently leh....I can only use internet for a short temporary since I'm using mmu's facility right now. But rest assured!! Once I get internet connection at home then I'll be posting bout some stuffs I've gone through recently~
Well...hungry d =( so gtg, bb take care all
Well...hungry d =( so gtg, bb take care all
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